dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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