it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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