they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
