I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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