she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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