Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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