it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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