Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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