Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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