Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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