too bad you live with your parents still
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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