does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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