Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's rum buckets o'clock
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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