and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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