He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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