big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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