He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
