when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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