I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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