he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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