Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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