I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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