Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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