is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize