Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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