Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
This house was built for laser tag.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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