oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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