I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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