STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she smelled like a LAN party
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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