i think my mom watched the whole time
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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