I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he laminated a picture of his dick.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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