Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I just want nice things and good sex
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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