Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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