Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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