Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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