It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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