HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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