Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
