Having a random hookup so left but love u
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
