Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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