Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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