But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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