What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You can't just leave with hair like that
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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