South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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