I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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