That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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