Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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