I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
just tell him i said nine months
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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