Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Having a random hookup so left but love u
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
