Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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