WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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