Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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