This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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