their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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