god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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