Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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